My rants and raves in the life of everyday news.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Many Moons ago....

I'm back, briefly.... How hangs the hammer everyone???

Now that I'm married and have a great position (as a supervisor) at my job we all call TransCare Ambulance (snicker, snicker)., I might actually have some time to blog. I'm also doing this to shut up the medic we all know as the Yeti (he complains so much about me not blogging, the stress level he's enduring is causing him to not regrow his hair back).

Well, when last I spoke at you, New Orleans wasn't a shambles... all the levees were still up. The Superdome wasn't a swimming pool. My, my... how things change when a little storm comes a rumblin' in. To all NOers... hats off to you and good luck, I'll get down there someday soon.

Now some current (and not so current events) in the news...

Officer Skerski, may you rest in peace. I feel that there are not enough bullet holes in the carcass of Solomon Montgomery. As a matter of fact, they should have dropped him a couple of times before throwing his ass onto the hospital stretcher at AEMC. It wouldn't bother me one bit to have a bolus of air given to him rapid IV push. Let's save some tax payor dollars!!!!

Barbaro, tough luck fracturing your hind leg in three spots. 4 hours of surgery and a metal plate later, you "jog" back to your stall. Nah, Pat's won't be calling for you anytime soon. Hey, look at it this way, if you don't run again... there's is still plenty of stuff for you to do. Your next task, should you choose to accept, TAG ANY MARE YOU WANT and... GET PAID FOR IT!!!! You're also going to set metal detectors off all over town. What more can a male ask for, huh?

YAY!!!!! The Philadelphia Barrage are 1-0 with a 12-11 win over Rochester and the Philadelphia Soul beat Austin in their Wild Card Game today, 52-35. Division Playoffs, here we come.

Anyway, that's all for now. Please feel free to check out another page of mine. Go to www.myspace.com/chief83. I have strange games to play and other stuff that might interest all of you. Have a good night!!!!!!

Friday, October 21, 2005

Work, work, and more work

Hello everyone,

Tis I again. Sitting at my job, again. One of the many that I have. But one thing comes to mind as I sit here and type this entry... Why did the observation tower at City Hall in Philadelphia have to have glass? Councilman Mariano probably would have made a better story if he had just thrown himself through the glass and all the news helicopters caught his 9.8 meters per second squared fall to the unforgiving, pothole ridden streets of Philadelphia, the so-called City of Brotherly love. He was distraught due to him being in trouble with the law (WTF?????). And the only ones to get him to come dawn was Mayor Street and Harold Hairston (just what the city needs, more so called heroism from the Schmuck Hierarchy).

Hurricane Wilma: Poor Cozumel and the other countries in the south. I was at Cozumel last October and enjoyed it thoroughly. With all this severe weather down there, I hope that there is someplace to visit next time we go down to the Caribbean. This is the most active season that I've seen in my life. WE NEED SOME RAIN UP HERE!!!!!!!!!! Stop being so damn greedy!

Anyway, this is a short rant due to fatigue. Good night, all!!

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Remember Me?????

Hello....

It's been a little while since we last spoke (well about 6 months), but HEY... I needed to get s**t done. You don't like it, deal with it by swinging at the end of a rope by your neck. Many, many, many things going on since I last left you fine kinfolk. So let's dispense with the pleasantries and get on with, shall we....?

1) I am no longer Wannabe Medic Mike (according to my former partner, the Yeti). I am now a full fledged legalized Pennsylvania (and Nationally Registered) Paramedic (may GOD have mercy on your souls). If anybody should ask, my former partner is past his stage of denial, thumbsucking, and rocking back and forth in his corner. He has accepted the fact that I have moved on to better things (snicker-snicker) and has found himself a host of partner du jours. Good luck on trying to regrow your hair now, Ed.... :p~~~~~~~

2) The WINGS still suck and I have not renewed my season tickets. However, this strange game that is played with a black disk on ice had suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Maybe, I shall give this one a try. Maybe this strange Philadelphia team, called the FLYERS apparently, can drum up a record better than 6 and 10.

3) For all those medically and pre-hospitally inclined.... THERE IS NO PRINTER INK THAT NEEDS TO BE CHECKED IN PORTABLE CARDIAC MONITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR ME? How can somebody who tries to placed a cardiac monitor out of service due to low printer ink actually hold the title of PHRN (Pre-Hospital Registered Nurse)? Somebody, please fill me in (no, bones, no ice cream, oranges or telephone poles).

4) New Orleans: I have the perfect solution to the problem. DON'T BUILD A CITY BELOW SEA LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want to live below sea level, live in a f'in submarine. At least you won't have to deal with mold.

5) I still see that the people who live in the city of Philadelphia are nuckin' futs. I'm drunk, let's grab a cop's gun and shoot him for doing his job and detaining me.... and then, shoot another cop. Hey, 2 for the price of 1!!!!!!!! You know what lush (and I'll call you a lush to protect your good name), I hope that someone fires off a Tazer at you and forgets to pull their finger off the trigger. Hope it feels good to lay in your own urine and feces before your heart explodes in your chest, a****le!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Now, to make my former partner happy.... E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!! ...and, now, to tick him off... John Street, John Street, John Street!!!!!!!!!!!

7) Last, but not least... Do please try to help the people in the Gulf Coast. They need it more than the pinheaded p***ks out in California trying to protect their million dollar homes from the Orange Monster. At least you jerk-offs out west can rebuild quickly!!!!!!!!!!!

With that, I am here to inform you that I am back with regular postings with a vengeance (just not everyday, I have this strange thing called a life)... unlike my former partner, who I see still hates the wingers (I just can't remember if it was the left or right). Keep ranting and raving, all!!!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 10, 2005

ARRGHHHHH (Cubed) and Yay!

Well, we, the Philadelphia WINGS Fans have to close out yet another Home Season once again. We end up 3-5 at Home (ARRGHHHHH). We ended up losing to the Toronto Rock once again (ARRGHHHHH).

http://www.nll.com/article_1789.shtml

Now with that being said, WE did say goodbye to Tom "Hollywood" Marechek. I must say it was a very nice going away ceremony in which actually brought some tears to my eyes. But, my Yeti partner wouldn't know, he didn't show up in time (MEOW!!!!!). It would have been nice to give Hollywood a win for his final home game against the Rock, but alas it was not meant to be. Thus, brings me to today... Sunday, April 10th 2005. Da WINGS play the Toronto Rack again in the Air Canada Center.....

http://www.nll.com/article_1787.shtml- ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY?!?!? WHY?!?!? WHY?!?!? I really, really, really, really want to kick the tube of my TV set in right now. Enough said, there is one more game that the WINGS can do some damage. Then its, off to the Golf Courses and a long wait for the 2006 season to arrive (SIGH). C'est la vie.

However, for all you Jeff Gordon fans, there is very good news (YAY)...

http://www.nascar.com/2005/news/headlines/cup/04/10/bc.car.nascar.martinsville.ap/index.html

With that, I bid you good night and godspeed....

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Grrrr (to the power of Deux!!!!)

This blog is going to be brief, but nonetheless, fruitful.

1)http://www.wingslax.com/story/SayGoodByeToHollywood.asp- This would be Grrr to the first power. Please don't go Hollywood, we really need you. Our WINGS are 6-7 and in desperate need of a miracle. This is not what we need right now. Boo-Hoo-Hoo. Sniffle, Sniffle.

2) Now for us to get anywhere near a playoof (yes, I mean oof) spot. We need to win the rest of our games and the Rochester Knighthawks need to lose there last 2. ANYBODY FEEL LIKE BENDING OVER AND TAKING IT FOR THE TEAM AND THIER FANS RIGHT NOW????? Please feel free to comment back.

Good night.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Grrrr, R.I.P, Grrrr...

Hello, Long Time, No blog at you. 4 things that I would like to briefly tonight before I retire to the master bedroom.

1) The WINGS lost again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They sure know how to set themselves up for heartbreak. But they still have that SLIM, and I mean slim chance to get into the playoffs. They must win all their games left and Rochester must lose all their remaining games. Not bloody likely to happen, but the sun does shine on a flea bearing quadaped's posterior occasionally. Let's pull your heads out of your as**s and beat Toronto this Saturday, guys. W-I-N-G-S, WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

2 & 3) May Terry Schiavo and Pope John Paul II rest in peace. They have fulfilled their obligations on this planet and moved on to a better existence. God Bless the both of you... Now for the rest of the humans still on this plane, let Terry go and stop bickering over where her body needs to be next. End this futile crap NOW!!!!! It's not worth the energy. I was never really a religious man, but I do believe in the almighty creator. So with that in mind, take care of the our late Pope John Paul II. May you give him peace and happiness in the eternal life.

4) Battlestar Galactica... the season finale made me want to kick in my TV (only because I now have to wait for it to return in July.... ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!) Why must these industrialist Networks torture us feeble minded human males by making us wait to see what happens to Boomer, Starbuck, Six, etc., etc. etc.? Oh yeah, I wouldn't want to forget about our friend, Dr. Baltar (coo-coo, coo-coo). See in July!!!!!!!!!!1

Good Night, all.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Why????

Can we please let poor Terry Schiavo go? I mean, come on people, do her parents actually think that she is going to jump and dance a jig in the near future?? Are these people just that stupid???? She has been in a vegetative state for at least 4 years. In my opinion, this has gone off long enough. Why the hell do we need to involve our 3 highest branches of government in this ridiculous charade? I believe that they have more important issues to worry about than some disillusioned crusade being carried on by 2 people (AKA parents) that have a real disattachment problem to certain things (AKA daughter). Besides, isn't it true that, when her mother was in dire straits (AKA very sick), she stated that she wanted no treatment like this if this were to happen to her? It was apparently spoken in front of her husband and 2 brothers.... Hmmmm, makes you think. I know, I know, I maybe fraying some nerves of the few people who actually read this blog, but being in EMS, I know what should be done. Enough said, I'm gonna get the s**ts if I continue on this subject.

Now, a teenager from the Red Lake INDIAN Reservation, went on a shooting spree in his school in Minnesota recently. WTF??? This boy apparently was reading a website run by the NAZIs and was named the "Angel of Death" on this particular website. What in god's name is an American INDIAN boy reading the lunatic rantings of a "cult" that exterminated millions of Jewish people in WWII just because they were Jewish??? What is this world coming to???? I'm afraid to go to the bathroom at night because, the toilet might eat me... Anyway, I bid you adieu. Try to have a good night.