Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

... Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a crushed up Chevrolet, HEY! Wait, Bi-polar moment, I drive a Ford.

Anyway, now that I'm done the feeble attempt at clearing my walkway, I thought I would take time again to post my opinions. First, is anybody tired of the snow yet? Personally, I like snow, but this is ridiculous... Stupid Groundhog!!!! I just know I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and not be able to find my damn walkway again... Oh well, such as life, NEXT!!!!

Second, the feces have apparently hit the oscillating rotary blades when it comes to Y-100 (I'll pay the Yeti his royalties later). The Fans in Philadelphia are in an uproar at the new format (AKA Hip-Hop/ R&B). WTF???? Doesn't this f'in city and suburbs have enough of these channels (96.5, 98.9, 102.1, etc, etc). They moved the "Beat" from 103.9 to 100.3. Now they are going to make 103.9 gospel. ????????? I'm sorry, but there is just too much free market when it comes to radio. The oversized penises from Radio One think that this will bring in more money because it is the "IN" thing. BITE ME!!!!!!!! Well, you jerk-offs have now created a monster in the City O' Brotherly Love and your gonna more than likely have shoved right up your a*ses in the long run. BRING BACK Y-100, fegulas!!!!! And this is one of the many reasons why I have XM satellite radio.

Third, No fare hikes and no schedule changes. Gov. Rendell has saved SEPTA (well, temporarily right now). Our savior has given the Mongolian Cluster F**k of a company 412 million dollars to get its act together. Whatever money it doesn't use, goes back into the state roadway funds. Hurry, guys!!!! Remember the movie Brewster's Millions? It's kinda like that.

Last but not least... we had one hell of a determined little f***er in the Middle East. http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050228024709990001. Read up folks and have an enjoyable night!!!!!!

Why do I bother?????

So today, I get a call from my yeti partner about our ambulance. During the boundless runs he got today, the rear end gears, WHICH I HAVE BEEN SAYING NEED REPLACING FOR SIX MONTHS+, decide to seize and snap the driveshaft off. Thus placing our unit out of service (again) after begin placed back into service with approximately 2, 400 dollars worth of work done to it, including an inspection of the rear end gears and giving them a clean bill of health. See pictures @ http://trekmedic251.blogspot.com.

With that being said, I wish I could just go to my boss and say, "I f**kin' told you so , jacka**." I swear to the almighty above if he had a brain in his head he would be dangerous. Oh wait, they let him procreate... he already is dangerous. Our boss is probably one of the cheapest, stupidest people I have ever met... THIS MAN TRIED TO REFILL DISPOSABLE WIPERS, for Christ sake!!!!!!!! How idiotic can you be (wait, nobody answer that... you've haven't met this man yet). If you do, you'll understand where I'm coming from.

Off my personal rants/ raves, let me turn my attentio n to the stupid people of the world today. Hmmmm, let em see...
Thieves Steal Built-In Swimming Pool -WTF????

Artist Plans Titanic Iceberg Stunt- Can't we just let it go???

Landlord Allegedly Tosses Tear Gas Grenade- Alabama Eviction Notice.

Man Tries to Toss Cigarette, SUV Ignites- MORON!!!!!!!!

and last, but certainly not the least:
Nude Man Steals, Wrecks Philly Police Car- My personal favorite so far, I wonder if it was a relative of Mayor Street, the city "savior."

With this, I bid you good night, sweet dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some good news and some more good news...

This is gonna be quick due to the fact that I am ailing like my partner, the Yeti, is. I haven't blogged in the past couple of days due to flu like symptoms and chest pains. Unfortunately, I had to call out of work for 2 days and go to the ER at Phoenixville Hospital. Good news, no pneumonia or flu, just a nasty case of bronchitis. However, I'm coughing up my lungs and have a sore throat. They've also put me on Z-pac. Hopefully, I'll have some intestinal flora left by the time I'm done taken all the pills. Hope the Yeti fells better...

Anyway, to all the NASCAR fans out their, the Great American Race (AKA the Daytona 500) is officially completed. And, YES, my favorite driver won the race.... All you people who don't like him, bite me!!!! With that, I part ways. Good night, all.

Ponderings...

Well, the other day, while my partner (the Yeti) and I were driving in the ambulance, we noticed a rear bumper mobile library service (AKA bumper stickers on the back of the car, for the intelligently declined). Two stickers caught my eyes. One of them was a KERRY/ EDWARDS sticker, the other... a bumper sticker that spelled out "I have many friends, you just can't see them all." That one was right under the election bumper sticker. I was pondering, is this person driving this vehicle truly that out of their mind or are they trying to state the obvious about Kerry/ Edwards and the entire Democratic Party? Kind of makes wonder about the commercials with the monkeys we all saw during the Super Bowl.

And, once again, Mayor Street is in the news. the FBI (AKA G-Men) reveal evidence about questionable dealings between Mayor Street and the renowned Commerce Bank. Head Dumba** approached a Commerce Aid in reference to refinancing the his home mortgage. It is now in memo form along with, at the same time, Commerce winning millions of dollars in city business... AHHHHH, the plot continues to thicken. We shall return to this at a later time.

Senator Arlen Specter, even though I tried to vote your sorry a** out of office, good luck with your battle with Cancer. Hope all goes well. Good Night, Folks.

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.

Well, I see that Mayor Street is at it again. This time, it's just gotten a little too personal. 2 French delegates enter the beloved city of Philadelphia and Mayor Street welcomes them with open arms and hands over a small liberty bell. These French a-holes are one of the many that protest the conviction of Mumia Abu-Jamal (and, oh yeah, also made him an honorary citizen). What is this man thinking??? Even though he apparently publicly and personally apologized to the wife/ widow of Officer Daniel Faulkner, I think that Mayor Street should probably sit in the chair with Jamal when they throw the switch. Maybe, with his lips around his d***. Sorry, just a little irritated with this pinheaded pr**k. Sad part, I don't even live in the city. I feel sorry for all the kin folk within the city limits.

Next on my hit list, the sorry shmuck that decided to play a prank at his high school and got caught doing it. Plan was to run around on the roof in a gorilla mask and peak into class room windows. Nice plan, just one problem. The massive police response you got. I wonder if the kid realized how many guns were trained on him at one time, dumba**. With this, 'tis late and I need to go beedy-bye.

More Heartbreak...

Well, it looks to be official. The NHL is most likely going to cancel the season at a Wednesday news conference. However, they are apparently still talking according to some sources I heard during the AHL All-Star Game. Oh by the way, Planet USA beat the Canananananadians in an OT shootout 5-4. Planet USA finally broke their winless streak at 4 with this win. Hmmmm... only if the Phildaelphia Wings could pull their heads out of the as**s and do something like this. Anyway, they have stated that they are going to talk in Buffalo until the very last minute. We shall see what happens. In my opinion, don't hold your breath. I'm a huge Philadelphia Flyers fan, but I can't see these greedy bas***ds agreeing to anything at this point.

On a Valentine's Day note... what a sad world we live in when you have Virgin Mobile as your cellular service and you now are in midst of your "Date From Hell." Well looky here, you can dial three numbers discreetly to your service and they will call you back in less than a minute with a perfect excuse to get yourself out of the date. Not only that, they'll talk you through in what you need to say as well. OY!!!! WTF is this world coming to?

Rugby Fan Reportedly Keeps Word, Cuts Off Testicles: Do I need to say anymore?????

Last, but not least, some putz decides to walk into a mall in Kingston, New York with an AK-47 and proceeds to light the place up. Unfortunately he was tackled by "Mall Employees" (AKA unarmed security officers) AFTER HE RAN OUT OF AMMO!!!!!!!! I'm going to continue my journey to the fiery abyss down below, but did he think he was some game connected to a cheat code that gave him unlimited ammunition???? Poor planning, my friend, poor planning...

With that, Satan calls my name and I must go. :p~~~~~ GOOD NIGHT, LADIES AND GENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a while (part deux)....

Sorry, folks, more important tasks at hand than blogging in recent weeks. I am slowly (and I mean slowly) returning to this blog posting. Anyhow, you few points that I would like to bring up. I'm cutting to the chase, so here goes....

1) The Einsteins at UPN have decided to cancel one of my favorite shows, Star Trek: Enterprise. A-Holes!!!!!!!!!!! Just because a few of you Trekkie FREAKS watched the show and then dissected it saying "Oh god, it doesn't follow the written history of Star Trek (Wa Wa Wa Wa!!!!!!). Therefore, it's gonna suck and I'm not gonna watch it!!!!!!!!" To those few jerk-offs, BITE ME!!!!! I don't care about the friggin' history, it was a damn good show. How many ST Episodes did you get to see a half naked Vulcan (that wasn't male)? How many times in previous ST Episodes did you get to see computer generated people get sucked out of the ship to their untimely death via decompression after the hull was breached? How many episodes did you get to see the ship actually take damage? I could keep asking you questions like this, but your FREAK heads might explode. Thanks, jerk-offs, hope you're happy now!!!! Well, I now run to my second point....

2) Battlestar Galactica (Six, Starbuck and Boomer.... meow!!!!! Sorry, I digress). Now this is a show, unless of course Richard Hatch starts to whine and complain about it again (nothing a bullet won't fix). Beautiful Cylon agents that look like humans and are apparently "dressed." God bless the people who decided to bring this show back from the dead and added a little spice to it. A few things I like about it, they re-vamped Galactica to kick some serious ASS, they brought back the Mark 2 Vipers, new Cylon Drones, Six, Boomer and Starbuck. Besides Ghost Hunters, this is the only other reason why I watch the SciFi Channel. By the way, if you haven't watched this show, Starbuck is female. Don't even think about it (I am not a fegula)!

3) Yes, yes, yes, I know. The Eagles didn't win the Super Bowl. I mourn quietly for them in my heart. But, in my opinion, they beat themselves in this game. They did not bring their "A" game to the table. But hey, there's always next year. GO BIRDS!!!!!! E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!!!!

4) The Shiites won over half the vote in Iraq and will probably have to form a coalition government with the Kurds. yay. This I got to see. I'm really not sure if these people can truly co-exist in the same space together. This is where I say as the US... Bow out, let them kill each other and let Allah sort them out.

Good night folks, I shall return soon!