My rants and raves in the life of everyday news.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Andrea Yates.... Can't you both go away?

Well, let's start with the "bi-polar" (and I don't mean bear X 2) b**ch who somehow got off because a guy (an expert witness, for c***t sake) pretty much said "yes" when he should have said "no." Oh yeah, he also made mention of an episode of "LAW & ORDER" which never aired. Now he has given false testimony. Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The way I see it, whether he gave false testimony or not, the psychotic redneck from Texas still drowned all 5, yes folks, 5 of her kids in her bath tub at home. Now, with that, she s going to get a retrial and her defense will be postpartum depression. Are these morons f***king kidding me?!?!?!? Now this is from CNN, "On June 20, 2001, Yates confessed to police that she drowned her five children in a bathtub because she had been a bad mother who hopelessly damaged them." Well, she damaged them alright, and yes, she was a bad mother. I'm not up and coming on the women's side of child birth, but postpartum depression can last up to a year, is treatable, and manageable. Last time I checked, killing your only offspring isn't going to cure it. So with that, here's what I think the lovely state of Texas should do to this broad:

1) Hang her.
2) Drag her behind a truck at high speed.
3) Send her to New York where she can buy the latest fashion accessory from the mob.... CEMENT SHOES (I like this one the most, maybe she'll get to know how her kids felt when she was doing it to them). Apply thin layer of MEOW-HISS here and open the door to the fiery abyss a little more, my fat a** can't quite get through yet!!!!!
4) Send over the border, tie her to a wall and be put to death by firing squad.

I bow out gracefully and say, " George, get out soon, I need a few good laughs!"

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

It's been a while...

I promised that I was back, but due to more pressing issues, I needed to retreat from blogging... I shall return later on tonight and begin my lunatic ranting and raving once again.


MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 03, 2005

Ok, Ok, Now I'm Really Back...

Well, the well oiled machine is back... Actually, I ran out of Heparin and everything clotted up (hehehehe... sorry, bad EMS humor). No, no, actually, the computer took a temporary dump and I was just too lazy to blog on certain days (THERE, I ADMIT TO IT).

So, let me begin. I recently heard that the people over in Asia were complaining that the U.S. was not moving fast enough to bring aid to the Tsunami ravaged countries. Well, let's start out with this. WE DIDN'T HAVE TO HELP YOU AT ALL, SO BITE ON ONE!!!!!! We could have been just like some of these other countries that just turned a blind eye to the situation and done nothing at all. Last time I checked, money doesn't grow on trees. Therefore, we needed to find ways of scrounging it up. To all those whiners o'er in the far east, we're there (so chew on that). But now, in India, were not allowed to enter the Islands of Andaman and Nicobar due to security of a military base and indigenous tribes... WTF? Do you want our help or not? Can common sense ever overrule politics?????? I just don't get it folks, I really don't.

Next, a grandmother in Boise, Idaho was found innocent by reason on insanity after jumping into a river with her 19 month granddaughter. She then climbed out of the river, but without child. And, the body was never found.... Wow, only Idaho, folks, only in Idaho.

I take my leave now. Good night all.